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Now that the election is over, we can get to the important stuff. Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?


It's definitely an Illuminati conspiracy.

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Mieliala: scared scared

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Have you ever been skinny dipping?


Only in the bathtub.

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Mieliala: blah blah

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What do you always carry with you?

The testicles and ovaries of mein enemies.

They cut me down and I leapt up high;
I am the life that'll never, never die;
I'll live in you if you'll live in me -
I am the Lord of the Dance, said He.

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Mieliala: determined determined

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Which, ahem, "internets" clichés do you wish would go away already?


I wish when people get PWNED, they would stop saying, "OMG YOU HAVE NO LYFE!!!1"

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Mieliala: apathetic apathetic

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This is one of my favorite songs in the world. It reminds me so much of LJ Abuse.
Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I needed sex and I got some
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

The law don't mean shit
If you've got the right friends,
That's how this country's run.
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had...

I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I blew George and Harvey's brains out with my six-gun...!
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

Gonna write my book and make a million
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
My cop friends think that's fun
You can get away with murder
If you've got a badge

I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I am the law
So I won.

Mieliala: cheerful cheerful

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According to fpb, lies don't matter as long as you're lying about evil people.

Mieliala: amused amused
Musiikki: I Fought the Law .. The Dead Kennedys

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Do you like being behind the camera or in front of the camera?


I like to stick the camera up my ass.

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Mieliala: horny horny

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